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This badass quote is sometimes attributed to the witty wisecrack writer Dorothy Parker, and sometimes to the comedian/musician Oscar Levant. Who ever said it, the meaning is clear- always keep your wits sharp! This inspirational floral shirt features the quote "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue" with a feminist flavor! Perfect for coming up with biting comebacks & witty, on point insults.

This badass quote is sometimes attributed to the witty wisecrack writer Dorothy Parker, and sometimes to the comedian/musician Oscar Levant. Who ever said it, the meaning is clear- always keep your wits sharp! This inspirational floral shirt features the quote "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue" with a feminist flavor! Perfect for coming up with biting comebacks & witty, on point insults.

Introducing our newest t-shirt design that's sure to add some attitude to your wardrobe! The quote "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue" is emblazoned on the front, reminding you to stay sharp and witty throughout the day. Whether you're a master of sass or looking to up your insult game, this feminist-flavored t-shirt has got you covered. This badass quote is often attributed to Dorothy Parker or Oscar Levant, but it's clear that whoever said it was a force to be reckoned with. Rock this inspirational floral shirt and watch as you become the clever comeback queen or king of your crew. Trust us, you'll be the talk of every party or gathering you attend! So snag one today and get ready to bring some serious wit and wisdom to your everyday.

Only the most blinding highlight for the baddest babe! Shine bright in this shining design, fit for makeup icons only.

Only the most blinding highlight for the baddest babe! Shine bright in this shining design, fit for makeup icons only.

Brush up on your magical abilities and make that bitch disappear with this Abracadabra tee!

As you walk, there will be ups and downs, arduous climbs and slippery downhill tumbles. But hey- it's just life, you know? C'est la vie. Grab this inspirational quote today, and make the most of life, wherever your journey takes you.

As you walk, there will be ups and downs, arduous climbs and slippery downhill tumbles. But hey- it's just life, you know? C'est la vie. Grab this inspirational quote today, and make the most of life, wherever your journey takes you.

As you walk, there will be ups and downs, arduous climbs and slippery downhill tumbles. But hey- it's just life, you know? C'est la vie. Grab this inspirational quote today, and make the most of life, wherever your journey takes you.

Whenever you're feeling lost in this big and bright galaxy just remember- Don't Panic. It's good advice to take with you anywhere, whether you're trying to suss out the meaning of life, or floating in deep space after being ejected from a Vogon ship. Grab this inspirational quote today, and remember to keep an eye on your towel.

Whenever you're feeling lost in this big and bright galaxy just remember- Don't Panic. It's good advice to take with you anywhere, whether you're trying to suss out the meaning of life, or floating in deep space after being ejected from a Vogon ship. Grab this inspirational quote today, and remember to keep an eye on your towel.

Whenever you're feeling lost in this big and bright galaxy just remember- Don't Panic. It's good advice to take with you anywhere, whether you're trying to suss out the meaning of life, or floating in deep space after being ejected from a Vogon ship. Grab this inspirational quote today, and remember to keep an eye on your towel.

Say goodbye to those haters because they're just mad they're single and not as hot as you. Show how to just brush it off with this Bye Haters Bye t shirt design!

Say goodbye to those haters because they're just mad they're single and not as hot as you. Show how to just brush it off with this Bye Haters Bye t shirt design!

Don't talk to me if you don't have anything nice to say. Keep brushing against my spikes and you're gonna get cut. Go hug a cactus and get out of my life.

Don't talk to me if you don't have anything nice to say. Keep brushing against my spikes and you're gonna get cut. Go hug a cactus and get out of my life.

Don't talk to me if you don't have anything nice to say. Keep brushing against my spikes and you're gonna get cut. Go hug a cactus and get out of my life.

It's the simple things, like being able to feel the air between your toes or blades of grass brushing against your skin that make like better in flip flops. It's like a vacation for your feet.

It's the simple things, like being able to feel the air between your toes or blades of grass brushing against your skin that make like better in flip flops. It's like a vacation for your feet.

We're up all night while you purr, we're up all night brushing fur, we're up all night with our kitties. Meoooow Meow meow meow meow meow meooow meow meow meooooow.

Introducing our hilarious new tee, perfect for anyone who has ever struggled with stubborn knots or tangles that simply refuse to be brushed out! Our "Oh God I'm Combing" t-shirt is guaranteed to get a laugh out of your friends and family, as well as anyone who knows the pain of a particularly difficult hair brushing session. Featuring bold lettering and a clean, minimalist design, this t-shirt is both stylish and functional, making it a must-have for any wardrobe. Whether you're hitting the town with your besties or simply lounging around on a lazy Sunday afternoon, this tee is the perfect way to make a statement and show off your sense of humor. So don't wait - grab yours today and let the world know that you too have suffered at the hands of the dreaded hairbrush!

If you need a daily affirmation reminder, this mirrored mantra is made just for you. You should wear this before bed, before you brush your teeth, before waking up the next day to start your mornings. That way, you will be reminded what a bad bitch you are.

Here's a List of the things, i would prefer to do than vote for trump. Hug a cactus, eat a cockroach, lick a skunk, stare at an eclipse, be baptized in mayonnaise, punch a nun, wear a meat dress, tell my dog he ISN'T a good boy, brush my teeth with battery acid, and LITERALLY. ANYTHING.

Here's a List of the things, i would prefer to do than vote for trump. Hug a cactus, eat a cockroach, lick a skunk, stare at an eclipse, be baptized in mayonnaise, punch a nun, wear a meat dress, tell my dog he ISN'T a good boy, brush my teeth with battery acid, and LITERALLY. ANYTHING.

It's hard not to love Vermin Supreme, even if he is a little crazy! Show your support for Vermin Supreme with this "political" design. Don't forget to brush your teeth and carry your pony permit, everyone.

It's hard not to love Vermin Supreme, even if he is a little crazy! Show your support for Vermin Supreme with this "political" design. Don't forget to brush your teeth and carry your pony permit, everyone.

I don't want to be adulting I want to be swimming in the ocean, brushing my hair and be an awesome mermaid instead! Show off your true desires of being a mermaid and forget about the stress of being an adult with this funny, mermaid shirt!

Your contour skills are on fleek and you're a bit makeup obsessed. This makeup lover design features the text "Believe In The Power of Contouring" with some makeup brushes. Perfect you're a beauty buff, makeup addict, makeup artist, makeup lover, love makeup and contouring!

Your makeup skills are at jurassic levels! This makeup lover design features the text "Contoursaurus" with an illustration of a T-Rex holding a makeup brush and compact mirror. Perfect if you're a beauty buff, love makeup, love contouring, makeup artist, makeup addict, makeup lover and dinosaur lover!

Your makeup skills are at jurassic levels! This makeup lover design features the text "Contoursaurus" with an illustration of a T-Rex holding a makeup brush and compact mirror. Perfect if you're a beauty buff, love makeup, love contouring, makeup artist, makeup addict, makeup lover and dinosaur lover!